Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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