weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
Randomize
