Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Randomize
