Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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