If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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