just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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