yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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