are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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