in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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