You're my little dorito
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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