you guys were way drunker than both of me
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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