im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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