Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
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