What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
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I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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