Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
false alarm. still invincible.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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