yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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