Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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