just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
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