I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
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