When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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