Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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