were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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