belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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