it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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