Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I didn't notice because vodka
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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