who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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