He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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