I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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