doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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