Whod you bang
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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