8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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