I think I just saw someone hide a body.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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