at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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