You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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