i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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