Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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