At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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