so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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