"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
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