I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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