It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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