at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
We're not piercing ourselves today.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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