Joe is yelling at the trees again.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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