Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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