The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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