what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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