come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
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go home
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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