I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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