butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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