What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
There r osticjed everywhere
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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