I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
