I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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