either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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