If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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