Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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